Thumbing through a 1967 special section of the Chicago Tribune we found at an estate sale and noticed that they spelled through and though as thru and tho, like the kids…
I have a great idea for an ad campaign for Gillette or Schick to use during the NHL playoffs. Listening? OK. The TV spot opens on a sad-looking shirtless man…
First of all, let's answer the most obvious question: Yes, I was at the gym. I go to the gym sometimes. You don't get pythons like this by just sitting…
Here's something I saw the other day, and I stood there and looked at it for awhile trying to figure it out. I get that it's a fitness club. What…
Most sports fans have a favorite team and a backup. Sometimes the backup team's from a favorite city. Or maybe if your favorite team is in the Eastern Conference, for…
It's possible that I don't like poetry because I can't write poetry. Every time I've tried to write poetry, the result has been sad and terrible. It's possible that it's…